About

Who am I?

Hi. My name is Ashley Vaness. I’m a Minneapolis native, but New Yorker at heart. I’m a lover of photography and adventure. And I am a girl with dreams who always sees them through. You see, I don’t like to get too comfortable. I prefer to be in a perpetual state of learning lots of new things.

At the end of each day, I remind myself of this: “The Greek’s don’t write obituaries when a man dies. Instead they simply asked, “Did he have passion?”

25 Other Random Things About Me

  1. When someone sneezes, I bless them. Even if they are across the room and can’t hear me say so. I expect others to do the same.
  2. I am particular about the pens and highlighters I use.
  3. I can’t wait to have a giant dog who believes he belongs on laps. I will name him Charlie.
  4. My favorite word: captivated. It’s also my favorite way to feel.
  5. My dream job? I’d be a photographer.
  6. I’ll admit to being an elevator snob. However, I’m also the girl who starts up conversation with people I don’t know in them.
  7. I hate when people write “thx” for “thanks” or “u” for “you.”  Are we really that lazy?
  8. Bananas with any sort of brown spot make me gag.
  9. I loath when people say, “We can talk about this offline?” while in person. You are already offline.
  10. Hammocks put me at peace. As do thunderstorms.
  11. I have an out-of-character attraction to ears pierced with small gauges. Since I would never myself have them, I pierced my nose with a tiny little gem instead. I took it out after two months. Once in awhile, I want it back.
  12. I have this desire to be an expert surfer. I recently took my first surfing lesson, and was pleased to discover I’m a natural.
  13. I finally followed my dream of living in NYC. I stayed for two years. By day 5, I succumbed to the conviction that it is the best city on earth. 
  14. One of my favorite movies is Lawn Dogs. Remember Me is another favorite.
  15. I know how to shoot a 50 caliber Smith and Wesson. I prefer the 44.
  16. I have sky dived, and may do it again one day just so I can fall through a cloud.
  17. The first tape I ever owned was TLC’s Crazy Sexy Cool. My first CD was Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill.
  18. I’m a swimmer, a diver and a synchronized swimmer. And now a certified scuba diver. One fourth of my life has been spent under water.
  19. I thrive under pressure. I get bored when I don’t have too much to do.
  20. I am a M.A.C makeup loyalist.
  21. I own a small 100 year old log cabin in Montana, that is currently inhibited by small animals.
  22. I will never put my relationship status on Facebook. You don’t need to know about my new relationship. Or that my last one ended.
  23. I’ll play Catch Phrase for hours.
  24. Playing sports that require high amounts of hand-eye coordination is one thing that makes me highly insecure.
  25. I heart greeting cards. Buying them. Getting them. Giving them. In fact, someday I may just own a quaint card shop.